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14 August 2008 @ 01:29 am
Dip your kittens in chocolate and then let your dogs lick the sweet sugar off them and you will find freedom!

We all need to see the cakes before we dance with the devil and find the devil don't change but see how the devil changes us!

Then, my friends the spin will spin us and we will laugh with the will of the gods while pop tarts are given across the land to well fed but denied to the well deserving!

And that is how we will find the beauty that is the bounty!

Can you say, "Amen brother!" and "Amen sister!"
 
 
04 April 2008 @ 12:47 pm
Eat beets soaked in cocaine and you will never get the flu!

Then you can dance the monkey dance while eating ju jus!

The great monkey god Flickerus Fink will rain walnuts from heaven onto the heads of the true believers and the chosen ones!

Now, my pretties, it is time for me to dance on the graves of the fallen while we laugh the laughter of the betrayers!

Onward!

Surrender Dorthy!
 
 
01 April 2008 @ 02:42 am
I eat puppies!

And I'm single!
 
 
29 March 2008 @ 01:32 am
The madman never forgets!

Can't we all eat calico cats and smoke the fur of labrador puppies?

Is that too much to ask?

Just drink the blood of the anemic!

You will find the truth in your hampster's nose hair!
 
 
22 March 2008 @ 12:23 pm
We will not be free  until the leopards have made oranges for all the slaves in the sea!

Run children - run from the goat god and into the arms of the orange eaters!

Reptiles run rampant through the gates of Detroit and hide us from the sins of the bobcats!


Cry freedom while you lock your chains and dream of Burbank!

Freedom!!!!!!!
 
 
10 March 2008 @ 01:30 pm
When I think about bobcats it makes me want to drink gatorade!

When I think about  moonbeams I want to drink vitamin water!

When I think about wombats I want to drink blood!
 
 
05 March 2008 @ 01:48 am
I'm too mad to determine what my user icon could be!

Help me - or else I will have to feast on the blood of the wicked!
 
 
05 March 2008 @ 01:07 am
If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change.

The devil changes you!

Ha!
 
 
05 March 2008 @ 12:59 am
Corn flakes are the work of the devil!

All good people eat Rice Crispies!

Eat corn flakes and one day Juan Peron's ghost will dance on your grave!

This is why we skip rope in the  midnight of the dawn!
 
 
05 March 2008 @ 12:36 am
But first we dance and we sing and we rent apartments with shag carpeting!

Because this is how you will know the madman!

So, drink up before the blood runs out of your veins and you need to eat the brains of your neighbors!

Yes, my darlings, let the madman pet your kitten!
 
 
 
 

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